March 2013
1 post
'Hande Hoch!'
At 4.15 in the A.M. last Thursday, Lady C, bless her, drove myself, Mr.Duckie P, Mr. Norway and Carshalton to Gatwick airport for a chaps’ weekend in Berlin to Celebrate Mr.Duckie P’s birthday. As luck would have it, Nick Hollywood, Electro Swing mogul and disc jockey happened to be co-hosting a White Mink/Electro Swing Revolution club night in said city on the very same weekend, so...
September 2012
1 post
Bullingdon Club lyrics etc
‘THEY DON’T ALLOW RAPPERS IN THE BULLINGDON CLUB’Lyrics (and some chords if you wish to play along)
Higher education, a suitable term
when I was in my cap and gown little did I learn
working not my forte, I Longed for something naughty
By nature I was haughty and one thing that school had taught me
Was to make alliances, Within the diocese
Find those who might assist me in...
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
2 posts
"Curtsey For Me" lyrics.
Afternoon chumrades,
A few Chap-Hoppers have asked me for the full lyrics for some ditties from The Tweed Album, so here’s the first: “Curtsey For Me”. Enjoy singing along!
Curtsey For Me
Ladies, ladies, the eternal mystery
through my history they’ve acted rather sisterly
or they would tend to want to mother master B
they were never after me and I never dastardly
...
March 2012
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
Lyrics. pt.1 Let Me Smoke My Pipe
Morning all,
Some ladies and gents have asked for lyrics to a some Chap-Hop favourites, so here’s the current request- Let Me Smoke My Pipe.
Do let me know if you wish to see any others.
Well I’m the Gentleman Rhymer named Mr.B I like to smoke my pipe with a cup of tea Lapsang Suchong and devilled kidneys Why would anybody want to stop me? I’m a man of taste, a man of finesse...
Curtsey For Me
Chumrades!
After a summer of splendid, if a little mucky festivals, an Edinburgh run and a lot of writing, here is the first fruit of the labour of love which will be ‘The Tweed Album’. ‘Tis called ‘Curtsey For Me and I hope you all enjoy it.
Pip-pip for now!
Your humble servant,
B
http://soundcloud.com/gentlemanrhymer/curtsey-for-me
July 2011
1 post
'Hermitage Shanks' videogramme.
Evening chumrades, here is the brand new Mr.B video…Chap-Hop hoorah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hcrU1wZeo
February 2011
1 post
Mr.B The Gentleman Disc-Jockey
Afternoon all,
I have recently, after many years of concentrating rather heavily on the production, writing and performing of my own (and sometimes others’) ditties, returned to the old wheels of brass and come up with a couple of Dj mixes for your delight and delectation and what have you. Here’s the latest…Music To Dress To!
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December 2010
1 post
November 2010
5 posts
